Bad Wolf

19 Feb 2015

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

Silence in the Library

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

  • No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor.

    Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

  • Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
  • Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

Silence in the Library

Annihilate? No. No violence.

I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

The Pandorica Opens

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

  1. You hit me with a cricket bat.
  2. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
  3. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  4. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
Silence in the Library

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

The Stolen Earth

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s a fez.

I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

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